Fuck Me, Coffee
(c) Salome Wilde

Fuck me, coffee, o caffeinated cockmug of liquid
     enerjizz
Fuck me good with your high-powered spew
Let it flow down my throat
And impregnate my brain
Steaming and thick, send your scorching fluid
     passion singing through me
Better than the best I've ever had
Every time
Better than the last
Woo me with your fragrant essence
Wake me with your proud, bitter power
Fill me up and set me spinning
Rich brown ambrosia for the sluggish mind
Soil my cup and spoil my mind
Every morning
Every day
Bring me your good, hot coffee fuck.